On March 9, 2026, Trump said "the war is very complete, pretty much," and falsely claimed the Iranian military had been destroyed and the Strait of Hormuz had re-opened.
It's now 35 days later.
The Strait of Hormuz is still under the total control of Iran. The only ships passing through the strait are doing so with Iran's permission.
The U.S. Navy is terrified to get too close to the shore of Iran, or its ships will be damaged or destroyed by drones and missile fire.
Trump's remaining retarded followers call this a "victory."
But if Trump has "total and complete victory" over Iran as he claimed earlier this month, then why isn't the strait under the control of U.S. forces?
Because, of course, the U.S. military has lost. Trump is a loser. Hegseth is a drunk loser. And the ever-shrinking MAGA-tards are the dumbest people on the planet, by far.